A Formal Notice

You are hereby notified that as of today, you are officially 22 years old. Your youth is now in its retirement arc. You will start saying things like "back in my day" and making involuntary noises when you sit down.

Your knees will file a complaint by 23. You'll start going to bed at 9pm voluntarily. And you will have a favorite burner on the stove. It's already happening.

But for real, happy birthday to someone who somehow still manages to be the kindest, most iconic person in the room. 22 looks good on you. Unc status and all.